Hikin’ boots!


I’ve got my hikin’ boots on!

They feel real nice!

Like a big hug from your fleshy grandma!

(On your feet!)

(Actually, on my feet!)

(Still, your grandma!)

(Because mine are dead!)

I’m goin’ hikin’ on Friday!

I’m gonna brave the wilds and burn my toilet paper!

I’m not gonna shower, and I’m gonna eat a lot of nut products!

I’m gonna drink iodine water and avoid getting a goiter!

But best of all…

I’m gonna be wearin’ these AMAZING hikin’ boots for SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT!


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