Hikin’ boots!

02Jul08

I’ve got my hikin’ boots on!
They feel real nice!
Like a big hug from your fleshy grandma!
(On your feet!)
(Actually, on my feet!)
(Still, your grandma!)
(Because mine are dead!)
I’m goin’ hikin’ on Friday!
I’m gonna brave the wilds and burn my toilet paper!
I’m not gonna shower, and I’m gonna eat a lot of nut products!
I’m gonna drink iodine water [...]

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